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| THREE'S A CROWD ON A DESERTED ISLAND.... |
A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for
many years. The morning following a bad storm, a new guy washes
up on the shore. The new guy and the wife are very attracted to
each other right away, but they realize that certain protocols
will have to be observed.
The husband, oblivious to the pheromones floating around, is very
glad to see the second man there. "This is wonderful! Now we'll
be able to have three people doing 8-hour shifts in the
watchtower instead of two people doing 12-hour shifts."
The new man is only too happy to help, and in fact volunteers to
do the first shift. He climbs up the tall tower and stands
watch, scanning the ocean horizon for any ships. Soon, the
husband and wife start placing stones in a circle in order to
make a fire to cook supper. The new man yells down, "Hey, no
screwing!"
They look at each other and yell back, "We're not screwing!" A
few minutes later, they start to put driftwood into the stone
circle. Again, the new man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" Again
they yell back, "We're not screwing!"
Later, they are putting palm leaves on the roof of the shack to
patch leaks. Once again, the new man yells down from high above,
"Hey, I said no screwing!" They yell back, "And we said we're
not screwing!"
Finally the shift is over and the new man climbs down from the
tower and the husband starts to climb up. By the time he gets
halfway up, his wife and the new man are going at it. Once at the
top, the husband turns around and looks down and says to himself,
"Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing." |
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