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| THE BULL.... |
A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in
Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows
to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of
$600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull.
She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a
bull. "It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it."
She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says,
"I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that
says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer."
The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in
the U.S. are $.75 per word." She thinks about it for a moment and
decides. "I'd like to send one word, please." "And what word
would that be?" inquires the man. "Comfortable." replies the
brunette.
The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna
understand this telegram?" The brunette replies, "My friend is
blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see
COM-FOR-DA-BULL. |
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