Two rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the
equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the
rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean
they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.
The same thing happens on the second day, and on the
third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of
their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy
turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one
lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't
catch any more!" |
